Dakota Access Pipeline Will Be Used To Create The Largest Golden Shower Ever

President Trump plans on using the Dakota Access Pipeline to create a massive golden shower.

This past week it was announced that the Dakota Access Pipeline would be moving forward with construction. The President who wants to be connected with the people knows that American’s overall don’t approve of this, however he really wants to be the best President in history for jobs.

Construction of the DAPL will create over 10,000 jobs for Americans. This figure will definitely be helpful to the aggressive job growth numbers he’s aiming for.

So the pipeline will continue with construction, however the President envisions the pipeline not to be used for transporting oil, but to be a pipeline of urine that will flow urine from North Dakota to a Central Illinois. The end point in Central Illinois will be a facility built by Trump that will enclose a 50,000 square feet bedroom.

Trevor Fowler a Trump Organization Architect, showed us a rough blueprint. Fowler said that the main thing that needs to be flawless is the sprinkler system, so that every drop from it will land in its own unique spot.

When the President wants to pleasure himself he will fly dozens of prostitutes from eastern europe to the facility, lock them in the room, go into an elevated control booth, and turn on the sprinklers which will spray urine all over the prostitutes.

The President told Falso Times, “You know what will be really funny? If I tell them to dress in their finest outfits like they are going to a gala or a wedding. Get them in the room and I tell them I will be back with champagne, but instead, I go into the control booth and turn on the sprinklers.

The President said that while the prostitutes are getting showered by American urine, through the intercom he will ask, “How do you like the piss (cough), I mean the champagne?”

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